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[The Seattle Times] - Comedy writer Alan Ray, with a sure sign the Florida Gators plan to pass more this season: "They've gone out and hired additional tutors." • Janice Hough of LeftCoastSports Babe, on random testing for HGH in the new NFL collective-bargaining agreement:
New faces join Packers ranks for season
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[Milwaukee Journal Sentinel] - Comedy writer Alan Ray on training-camp whispers that Bengals receiver Terrell Owens seems a tad slower this year: "Scouts say he doesn't complain quite as fast." Vikings punter Chris Kluwe on giving up his jersey No. 5 to Donovan McNabb: "I will
Jockularity for Thursday, Aug. 4
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[San Jose Mercury News] - DISS Comedy writer Alan Ray, on training-camp whispers that Bengals receiver Terrell Owens seems a tad slower this year: "Scouts say he doesn't complain quite as fast." COOL Susie Sanchez is a 37-year-old grandma -- and one of the new members of the
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[The Seattle Times] - Comedy writer Alan Ray, on the seventh-inning stretch during the Mariners' 17-game losing streak: "Instead of 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game,' the organist played 'Taps.' " • Comedy writer Alex Kaseberg, on the British man who lost the tip of a middle
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